Emergency Planning for the Utterly Inept

A Crash Course in Chaos Management

Are you tired of always being unprepared? Do you find yourself in situations where the only thing more likely to kill you is your own ineptitude? Welcome to the Emergency Planning for the Utterly Inept Crash Course!

Here are the essential tools to help you survive the most catastrophic of failures:

Lesson 1: The Art of Panicking

Lesson 2: The Science of Chaos Management

Bonus Material: Emergency Preparedness for the Clueless

The Utterly Inept Emergency Preparedness Kit